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A South African dude, an artist and free thinker. What's new? I'm stable but fucked at the same time, I'm impulsive. I'll try any thing once, twice if I like it... and when I get excited, should I scream or have an orgasmn? This blog is my pure rant, getting the shit off my chest. It's really masturbation for my mind, take it or leave it!
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FAWK ME! What happened? |
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| December 18, 2006 |
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Just like I said, what the fawk happened to you ol' buddy?
Well, it may seem as though I droppped of the face of this earth... well, not quite but nearly though...
 Sometimes son, you hafta leave all your nose candies alone - even stop playing with the Devil's dundruff! Yup, yup.. Sometime mofo, you have to beat a lesson into me, royal and hard! Like a porn star that loves ANAL... perhaps I'm just a stoopid fucker hur hur hur hur!
Anyhooo, around the 18th of October I go my ass put straight onto to sidewalk... well, I had it coming and basically for the last two months i have been goofing off, mucking around and trying to figure out what to do with this thing I call life... but now, I think I have it all figured out - well I'm much better now than I was back then, also I am now kinda of behaving myself a whole heap better!
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His sick giggle |
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| December 02, 2006 |
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Was all this his aspirations,
his final inspiration?
Is this his final dream
or just an interesting game of amusement?
This sick game of twisted intervention,
I miss my God.
Perhaps this is my Creator's perverse satisfation.
I am his sex, his foreplay, another whore.
Am I just his climax, his forgotten orgasmn, cum.
His sick giggle.
Evaporating from his Creator's lover's naval,
her face cloth eager to remove my existance.
Stale sperm.
Could all this be fixed and resolved?
I find myself pleading with my mind,
meagre cunt,
pathetic loser.
Crass boys wail on self pity, fool.
Wish'd this was a bad Hollywood dream.
Again, pitty'd fool
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SABC Blacklisting Report |
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| October 16, 2006 |
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 I've decided to post the SABC Blacklisting Report onto my blog as I'm sure sooner or later that the SABC will manage to get Mail & Guardian to pull their copy of the report from their site, thus fuck em - I got the report and east me if you can find me coz it ain't coming down, BIATCH!
This transcript is a typed copy from the original document of the SABC COMMISSION OF ENQUIRY INTO BLACKLISTING AND RELATED MATTERS. Published on the Mail & Guardian Online @ www.mg.co.za on
SOUTH AFRICAN BROADCASTING CORPORATION COMMISSION OF ENQUIRY INTO BLACKLISTING AND RELATED MATTERS REPORT
1. INTRODUCTION: THE ISSUES
1.1. The Chief Executive Officer of the South African Broadcasting Corporation Limited, Mr. Dali Mpofu appointed a commission of enquiry on 29 June 2006 with the following terms of reference:
“The first issue
1.1. The existence or non-existence in the News and Current Affairs Division of the SABC of guidelines or stipulations in respect of the utilisation of independent political analysts/ commentators/ experts. If such guidelines exist, whether they are already operational in practice or at a policy-formulation stage.
1.2. The content of those guidelines or stipulations and whether they amount to undue ‘blacklisting’ or ‘banning’ of such analysts. (In this context the word ‘undue’ shall include any arbitrary reason and/or improper or ulterior motive.
1.3. The making of any remarks or assertions by any employee of the SABC in respect of the official SABC statement issued on 20 June 2006 (and discussed on SAFM on 21 June 2006). More particularly whether such remarks or assertions were in conformity with the factual situation, as at that date, within the news and current affairs environment. If not, the nature
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and extent of any deviation and the probably causes thereof.
The second issue
1.4. The source(s) of the perceived or real low morale and employee dissatisfaction within the News and Current Affairs Division, if any, and the causes thereof.
The third issue
1.5. Whether the SABC’s current policies and practices in respect of the utilisation of independent political analysts/commentators/experts is in conformity with local and international best practice.”
1.2. These issues were investigated over eight days of evidence during which 39 witnesses were heard.
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Day of the car-jackers? |
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| October 03, 2006 |
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 Here's an interesting story. Let's call this fellas half bright tits. As for them being gifted with brains or intelligence, I think they were perhaps dealt a crap hand! Anyhoo, for the story;
Five Ivory Park would-be hijackers got more than they bargained for when they allegedly tried to rob a man of his car, North Rand police said on Tuesday.
Superintendent Eugene Opperman said one of the five robbers had a pistol and instructed the driver to get out of his car on Sunday evening.
The 35-year-old man took his car keys, got out of his car and was able to push two of the four men away.
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Ten reasons why poker is better than sex |
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| October 02, 2006 |
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The babes at ChicksnChips.com got together and came up with 10 reasons why action on the felt is so much better than the action of getting felt up!
10) A game of poker can last for hours
9) Winning at poker always feels good
8) You know exactly how big a stack you have to work for
7) If you don't like the cards you've been dealt, you can throw them in the muck
6) The Chips don't lie
5) You can always learn how to play poker better
4) When things start to go bad, you can pick up your remaining chips and leave
3) Beign tight-aggressive is a good thing
2) When you stroke your chips, they don't complain about your technique
1) Everyone expects you to fake it on the felt
I think these little ladies have perhaps been looking in the wrong places then!
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DiscoveryCard SUCKS |
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 The one credit card company that truly sucks. I can't even say they suck cock, if they did at least someone would be receiving pleasure. I have reported my card stolen over two months now and according to South African legislation one has to do this FICA thing (FICA - proving your residentual address). I have done this like a thousand times already and every time I ask for the status of this fucking card I am told that I need to do my FICA thing.
For the love of God, Allah, Jesus, Mohammed, Lucifer no one seems to know what the fuck is going on in that company.
If you would truly love to feel the way Africa does business, try getting a DiscoveryCard. Boy oh boy. You'll sure love em too bits!
So, to you my beloved DiscoveryCard, I say FUCK YOU
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