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A South African dude, an artist and free thinker. What's new? I'm stable but fucked at the same time, I'm impulsive. I'll try any thing once, twice if I like it... and when I get excited, should I scream or have an orgasmn? This blog is my pure rant, getting the shit off my chest. It's really masturbation for my mind, take it or leave it!

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The Look of a Killer
February 21, 2006

What does a killer look like? As for the photo, I am bemused!

This photo is the alleged boot (trunk) murderer Daniel van der Walt outside Pretoria magistrate's court, where he was re-arrested for Marlene Mauer's killing.

I'm still trying to figure out why the guy killed a young girl, from one report that I've read, he lured a girl to his ?home? with the promise of employment and beat her against the head with a blunt object. I also heard of a story that this girl was going to expose him for something he had did, so he silenced here. This is South Africa, any story could be true - however, I'm leaning on the reason he killed her is that she was going to expose him.

An anonymous source involved in the investigation earlier told the Beeld Newspaper that police were investigating the possibility that Van der Walt had killed Marlene in his home in The Woods in Meyers Park before taking the body to Hatfield, where it was found on February 11. Marlene had been hit in the face and over the head with a blunt object. A large, white blood-smeared container and green plastic bags were found on the back seat of the car. Marlene eas stuffed in to the boot (trunk) of a car

Mauer's body was found in the boot of her boyfriend's car in Hatfield, Pretoria, on Saturday, a day after she went missing between her home in Centurion and work in Waltloo.

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Nuno's, The Itchy Review?
February 18, 2006

nunos.jpg Venue: Nuno's Restaurant
Location: 7th Avenue, Melville, Gauteng, South Africa
Rating: 1/5 (yup, they suck)

This is the restaurant that initiated this idea on starting a black book / reviews for restaultants / pubs.

Look, I admit it. They have enticing specials, daily and bloody cheap to, man! I have had a few meals there before and they were ok, not fantastic, just ok.

Now, for the truth. On my two last attempts at Nuno's Restaurant, I've gotten sick. Throwing up all over the place, and it ain't funny. First time I had eaten a peri peri on their special. A few hours later, I kept think my mate's name was rrraaaaaaaaaaappppppffffffff... oops, that the sound of hurl juice. And, the last time, what was it? Shit, I don't remember, how could I.. I got horribly sick.

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The Famous Black Book

Well my little pretties, this has been in the making forever, my ass is lazy at the best of times - however, I'm not getting all sick again. I figured I needed a black book of reviews, the pure honest review of reviews.

This should be fun, fuck me I could be famous!

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Poker Hand Rankings
February 17, 2006

The basis of all Poker knowledge is built upon the hand rankings. Once these are understood you'll find a whole world of possibilities and game variations will be opened to you.

Take a moment to commit these to memory then take your new found understanding to the tables and there you'll begin to appreciate why Poker is the worlds' most popular card game.

Below, the hand rankings are displayed in an order of highest ranking hand (1. Royal Flush) to the lowest ranking hand (10. High Card). Five of a kind has been numbered 0 because it is only possible when wild cards are being used. If wild cards are being used, five of a kind is often considered the highest hand.

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Poker Terminology

Ace-High
A five-card hand that has no hand combinations (flush, straight, pair etc), but contains one Ace.

All-in When you bet all your money on a hand, either voluntarily in the belief that you have the strongest hand, or because do not have enough money to cover the full amount bet by someone else. You then contend for the pot in an amount proportional to what you contributed.

Ante
The minimum bet that players must place into the pot by each player before betting begins. The ante is placed before any cards are dealt.

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Online Poker Etiquette

When playing poker online you're not sitting face-to-face with other players at a table, but there are still points of etiquette that you should observe to help ensure that everyone has a pleasant playing experience.
Use the Chat feature politely - no swearing at the other players, or use of bad language in general. Do not use the Chat feature to badger other players or to criticize their playing abilities.
Do not discuss your cards with other players while the hand is still being played - even if you have folded.
Only use English when chatting.
If you need to take a break, click the "Sit Out" button or option so that your hands will automatically be folded.
Refrain from constantly discussing your hands after the fact, especially if you have folded and are tempted to discuss what could have happened had you stayed in the pot. You are the only one interested in this and it is irrelevant to the other players.
Do not send repeated messages to a player who is not replying - remember that many players play with the Chat feature disabled, so as not to be distracted.
Do not point out mistakes to other players, or gloat over having won a hand
Do not become so distracted while chatting that you hold up the game - remember that you are there first and foremost to play, not to chat.
If you are playing at more than one table, be sure to pay attention so that you don't hold up the game at any of the tables you are playing at.

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Game Types: 5 Card Stud

Five-Card Stud is much the same as Seven-Card Stud, except that each player receives 5 cards, only one of which is dealt face-down. It is an easy game to learn, but requires skill and awareness to play well. The number of visible cards that each player displays makes it easier to judge the relative and potential strength of your hand. Like 7-Card Stud it pays to remember the cards that other players were displaying before they folded, so as to better be able to estimate the chances of the card you need being dealt in the later rounds. There are four rounds of betting, one after each card is dealt, so fairly large pots can accumulate. As with most forms of poker, patience is the key.

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Game Types: 7 Card Stud

Seven-Card Stud is one of the most popular forms of Poker throughout the world, but requires patience and skill. You especially need to know when to hold and when to fold, because with the number of cards and betting rounds it can get expensive to stay in the pot - and even more so if you aren't holding a good enough hand at the showdown. 7-Card Stud pots can get quite large, as the maximum bets double after the third round of betting.

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Game Types: Omaha

Omaha Hi is played in a similar way to Texas Hold'em, except that nine cards are used, creating a wider range of possible combinations. This makes for a more intricate game where you have to really be on your toes. The rules themselves are also related to Texas Hold'em, except for the fact that Omaha deals four pocket cards (rather than two), and the showdown only uses two pocket cards and three communal cards (rather then a choice of any combinations of communal and pocket cards).

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Game Types: Texas Hold'em

Texas Hold'em is the most popular form of poker played in poker rooms today, both land-based and online. As the chosen game of the World Series of Poker Finals, it is the game by which ultimate poker skill is measured.
Texas Hold'em is a fast-paced, exciting type of poker, with lots of betting action. Each player is dealt 2 cards, and then 5 communal cards are dealt to the board, over the course of 3 betting rounds. This means that all the players at the table can see 5 out of the 7 possible cards that everyone will use to build their strongest hand for the showdown. Contrast this with 7-Card Stud where each person only has two cards visible, and 5 cards cannot be seen by the other players. The upshot is that it is easier to predict what hands your opponents could be holding. This, on the one hand, is an advantage, but also means that it can be harder to bluff. This makes for a fast, aggressive game in which you'll need to know your stuff to survive.

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Poker Game Betting Limits

The betting limits of a poker game determine the maximum amount that may be bet per betting round.

There are 3 different possible types of betting limits:
Fixed Limit
Pot Limit
No Limit
Fixed Limit

In a fixed limit game, the betting limits are constant per betting round. Typically the bet limit for the initial rounds of betting is set at the lower limit, and for the later rounds, at the upper limit.

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Sheep Offender

This was rather interesting... I thought shit like this only happened in New Zealand

Could the All Backs rugby be sheep shaggers? That'll sure make a heated rugby news headline eh.

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The Nipple Factor
February 16, 2006

This is that freaky journal entry. Why am I writing about it I don't know, I just never knew shit like this exisited, fuckit it's impossible! This little ladies either had em selves photoshopped or a bit of surgery.

If I'm offending any woman out there, apologies and too bad!

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Shamanix: 3 day psytrance festival
February 15, 2006

Another block buster party definately not to be missed! If I miss it, I'm going to be very sad *pout*

Red Eye Productions present
SHAMANIX - 3 DAY TRANCE PARTY
24 to 26 February 2006

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