Title: Texas Ranger at your nearest
law enforcement officer with Permanent position in the butt
kicking business
Duties: Chuck would often be
sent out to roundhouse kick hardened criminals and bring to them to
the justice of his fists. He would properly introduce them to Law &
Order, Law being his left leg and Order being his right leg, The meeting
obviously taking place over a roundhouse.
There were also numerous occasions where Chuck was called out to rescue
cats that were stuck in trees. However there was an incident where after
rescuing a stranded cat, Chuck overheard an old lady telling her rescued
cat that it is safe now. Chuck subsequently roundhouse kicked the cat
and the old lady because no one is safe around the Chuck.
Chuck once worked at a popular fast food take away – but when someone
ordered the house special he gave them a round house kick- they subsequently
left with a side plate of their teeth. Chuck soon realised that he should
skip trying to serve burgers with fries and stick to serving his specialty-
PAIN!
Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the Boksburg evening news.
Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75%
chance of Pain.
Duration: Its normally takes 0.72 seconds but sometimes he like to
savour the moment, delaying it to 0.89 seconds
Remuneration: You can’t put a price on giving a well executed roundhouse
kick to the head
Chuck has also been involved in the export industry.
His chief export being PAIN!!
Chuck once worked at a popular fast food take away
– but when someone ordered the house special he gave them a round house
kick- they subsequently left with a side plate of their teeth. Chuck
soon realised that he should skip trying to serve burgers with fries
and stick to serving his speciality- PAIN! |
