DiscoveryCard SUCKS
The one credit card company that truly sucks. I can't even say they suck cock, if they did at least someone would be receiving pleasure. I have reported my card stolen over two months now and according to South African legislation one has to do this FICA thing (FICA - proving your residentual address). I have done this like a thousand times already and every time I ask for the status of this fucking card I am told that I need to do my FICA thing.
For the love of God, Allah, Jesus, Mohammed, Lucifer no one seems to know what the fuck is going on in that company.
If you would truly love to feel the way Africa does business, try getting a DiscoveryCard. Boy oh boy. You'll sure love em too bits!
So, to you my beloved DiscoveryCard, I say FUCK YOU
