FAWK ME! What happened?
Just like I said, what the fawk happened to you ol' buddy?
Well, it may seem as though I droppped of the face of this earth... well, not quite but nearly though...
Sometimes son, you hafta leave all your nose candies alone - even stop playing with the Devil's dundruff! Yup, yup.. Sometime mofo, you have to beat a lesson into me, royal and hard! Like a porn star that loves ANAL... perhaps I'm just a stoopid fucker hur hur hur hur!
Anyhooo, around the 18th of October I go my ass put straight onto to sidewalk... well, I had it coming and basically for the last two months i have been goofing off, mucking around and trying to figure out what to do with this thing I call life... but now, I think I have it all figured out - well I'm much better now than I was back then, also I am now kinda of behaving myself a whole heap better!
In the early hours on 16 November 2006 (precisely my brother's birthday), I had an armed robbery at my house. I was having a braai (BBQ to those that don't understand my South African lingo). Which was quite shit, fucking frightning too if I may add! I had about 6 people over, kinda was celebrating my brother's birthday. Anyhow, it must have been shortly after midnight, while we're all standing outside, merrily half pissed then six men approached us - 5 of them black and one white male.
As the approached us, they all ordered us to lie face down on the ground, then they kindly ordered us into my house one at a time and once again ordered us to lie down facing the ground. After that they proceeded to take everyone's wallets, money and cell phones. After that, they proceeded to ramge thru my house stealing jewelry, DVDs, my fucking computer with my entire goddamn portfolio, my brothers brand new Toshiba lap top containing his Afghanstian war video clips that he filmed while at battle, and some other stuff.
During this time, my neighbor wanted to let her dogs out for a piss or crap or whatever, she then noticed these scum robbing us, all she saw was some guys with guns and us lying on the ground (guess she figured that we\ve been wasted), thus she began to scream. Now there was a robber standing "guard" outside, next thing is this mother fucker fires a shot at her. I don't know, but fuck, the bullet hit the lock on the door and could not penetrate. Something was watching over her. When I heard the shot go off, I thought we're been executed outside one at a time.. Christ, it's not an experience that I would wish on anyone one, ever!
Well, we survived without any injury whatsoever. I have to admit, I am so alert now, probaly more paranoid now. If you're in South Africa, there is a good fucking chance that you will be involved in an armed robbery of somesorty - just comply with them - it could slim your chances of been shot and or killed.
Now, I do live up to my daily qoute in life:
Love the life you've got, you never know what could happen.
You could get run over or might get shot
Let's just leave it there. I'm alive and pretty happy about it :)
Love,
Trippy Grape
xxxx