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Ten reasons why poker is better than sex |
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| October 02, 2006 |
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The babes at ChicksnChips.com got together and came up with 10 reasons why action on the felt is so much better than the action of getting felt up!
10) A game of poker can last for hours
9) Winning at poker always feels good
8) You know exactly how big a stack you have to work for
7) If you don't like the cards you've been dealt, you can throw them in the muck
6) The Chips don't lie
5) You can always learn how to play poker better
4) When things start to go bad, you can pick up your remaining chips and leave
3) Beign tight-aggressive is a good thing
2) When you stroke your chips, they don't complain about your technique
1) Everyone expects you to fake it on the felt
I think these little ladies have perhaps been looking in the wrong places then!
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| Poker Hand Rankings |
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| February 17, 2006 |
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The basis of all Poker knowledge is built upon the hand rankings. Once these are understood you'll find a whole world of possibilities and game variations will be opened to you.
Take a moment to commit these to memory then take your new found understanding to the tables and there you'll begin to appreciate why Poker is the worlds' most popular card game.
Below, the hand rankings are displayed in an order of highest ranking hand (1. Royal Flush) to the lowest ranking hand (10. High Card). Five of a kind has been numbered 0 because it is only possible when wild cards are being used. If wild cards are being used, five of a kind is often considered the highest hand.
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| Poker Terminology |
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Ace-High
A five-card hand that has no hand combinations (flush, straight, pair etc), but contains one Ace.
All-in When you bet all your money on a hand, either voluntarily in the belief that you have the strongest hand, or because do not have enough money to cover the full amount bet by someone else. You then contend for the pot in an amount proportional to what you contributed.
Ante
The minimum bet that players must place into the pot by each player before betting begins. The ante is placed before any cards are dealt.
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| Game Types: Texas Hold'em |
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Texas Hold'em is the most popular form of poker played in poker rooms today, both land-based and online. As the chosen game of the World Series of Poker Finals, it is the game by which ultimate poker skill is measured.
Texas Hold'em is a fast-paced, exciting type of poker, with lots of betting action. Each player is dealt 2 cards, and then 5 communal cards are dealt to the board, over the course of 3 betting rounds. This means that all the players at the table can see 5 out of the 7 possible cards that everyone will use to build their strongest hand for the showdown. Contrast this with 7-Card Stud where each person only has two cards visible, and 5 cards cannot be seen by the other players. The upshot is that it is easier to predict what hands your opponents could be holding. This, on the one hand, is an advantage, but also means that it can be harder to bluff. This makes for a fast, aggressive game in which you'll need to know your stuff to survive.
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| Poker Game Betting Limits |
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The betting limits of a poker game determine the maximum amount that may be bet per betting round.
There are 3 different possible types of betting limits:
Fixed Limit
Pot Limit
No Limit
Fixed Limit
In a fixed limit game, the betting limits are constant per betting round. Typically the bet limit for the initial rounds of betting is set at the lower limit, and for the later rounds, at the upper limit.
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